Come on down???

Donald left a "Biohazard Kit" on our table. I'm curious as to what "biohazard event" this kit is meant to help with.

The contents are:
a golf pencil (2 inches, no eraser...to stab someone with?)
roll on deodorant (cause fighting biohazards makes you sweat?)
a rubber band (in case McGuyver is around and can make a spaceship out of it?)
Tetley Green Tea Bags (magic potion?)
Nature Mint Fluoride toothpaste (but no toothbrush...)
a black plastic comb
AND...
"Bob Barker" brand soap (who knew Bob Barker had a soap brand?)

*Update*
This was Donald's parting gift from Lakeland...what happened to a nice fruit basket?